那一(yi)天(tian),朱(zhu)先生走进县府,新任的县(xian)长认(ren)不得朱先生,朱(zhu)先生(sheng)也不认识(shi)县长。因为国事频(pin)仍,新来滋(zi)水的大官小吏多已不再拜望(wang)本县贤(xian)达绅士,一来就投入(ru)急如(ru)星火的征粮(liang)征捐征丁的军(jun1)务(wu)大事当(dang)中。新任县(xian)长姓巩,脸上有(you)稀稀拉拉(la)几粒麻(ma)点,一看(kan)见朱先(xian)生,劈(pi)头就问:你(ni)是哪个联保所的?壮(zhuang)丁征齐了没?朱先生(sheng)笑(xiao)笑说:我不在(zai)联(lian)上(shang),也没在保上,我(wo)在书院编县(xian)志。巩县长自觉闹(nao)下误码会(hui):那你(ni)去编你的县(xian)志,到这儿乱串啥(sha)哩!朱先生说:县志编(bian)完了要付(fu)印,给编(bian)纂先生(sheng)的工(gong)钱也(ye)该清了,请你给拨一点经(jing)费(fei)。巩县(xian)长脖子一仰:哪(na)里有钱呀?朱先(xian)生说:用不了(le)多(duo)少(shao)钱,少买两杆枪就(jiu)足够了(le)。巩(gong)县长瞪大眼(yan)睛(jing)问(wen):你(ni)说这(zhe)话味气怪怪的,倒(dao)像是共(gong)匪(fei)的口(kou)气?朱先生笑着说:巩(gong)县长快甭说傻话,共产(chan)党(dang)要听(ting)见你(ni)这话该兴蹦了!随之(zhi)用(yong)求乞的声调说:你指(zhi)缝(feng)松(song)一下漏(lou)几个零钱(qian)给我(wo)印(yin)书,不过少买两杆(gan)枪嘛(ma)!巩(gong)县(xian)长已不耐烦:你(ni)闲(xian)得没事干(gan)啦,编(bian)什么县志(zhi)!也(ye)不睁眼看看时势?你快走吧,我(wo)还忙着!朱先(xian)生红着脸(lian)说:你(ni)把轰(hong)出房子,你真(zhen)是(shi)个好县(xian)长。我还没给人撵过(guo),今日(ri)真是万幸!
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